House of Reps Approves Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA)

So you stillllllll think we run on a two party system where the Dems
and Publicans have different agendas? Well, I'd like to introduce you
to the new FISA (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act) Bill.

We'll we all know how well the good ol Patriot Act that worked by
stoppin terrorism by illegal phone taps. It worked sooo well that the
House thunk up another banger, and this one is for the corporations.

See, the new FISA joint gives immunity to phone companies when they're
involved with some questionable activity like, I don't know, illegal
phone taps? Basically, the Patriot Act allowed the prez to spy on ya
phones, but on this joint, they can tap ya phone for up to a WEEK
WITHOUT A WARRANT. I repeat WITHOUT A WARRANT.


Watch how they flip it here in an excerpt from the bill;

"...civil action may not lie or be maintained in a Federal or State
court against any person for providing assistance to an element of the
intelligence community, and shall be properly dismissed, if the
Attorney General certifies to the district court of the United States
in which such action is pending.."

OH WORD. We can't sue if the PHONE COMPANY IS SPYIN ON US FOR NO REASON?


and I quote a worthless piece of paper that was once drafted on hemp;

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses,
papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall
not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,
supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the
place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

^^^that right thur just got shatted upon, worser than a lot of shiet
of late. Aint a surprise that the House is just manipulatin the
constitution even more.


So what does this mean for you? I'm glaaaad you axed (c) Homeboy Shoppin Network

- For starters, if you feel like they tappin the gawd and want to find
out if they is and want to sue, guess what, you prolly aint gonna make
it too far. The same companies that allowed this administration to tap
the phones are protected by the same people. So when you think the
streets is watchin, you might as well pull that skirt up cuz they is,
and you aint gonna be able to sue

- You can garan-gat-damn-tee that the phone companies are comin up off
of this. Imagine the under the table agreements that had to go down
for this type of legislation to pop off...even worser, imagine the
payback from the administration to the phone companies...while we text
away and talk about the music we make and the fucked up government
that runs us, these mofos will most likely find a way to up add more
charges to your already fucked up ass celly bill, and you pretty much
cant do nothin about it. Moe money, moe money, moe money! (c) Homeboy
Shoppin Network


Boogie's Conspiracy Nut Analysis:

Bush is gettin in his last goodies and throwin up alleys to all his
homies down the court. The House passed this joint with a LOT of
Democratic support. Even the Hoe House Speaker Nancy Pelosi caught the
vapors and is cashin in when SHE was the one promisin to end the
war...foh. Its going to the Senate next week, and we gonna see if
Obama got the nuts to vote against this shit. Make no mistake, there
is absolutely NOTHIN good about this bill, so there is NO reason for
ANYONE to vote for it. He was silent about this shit for a minute,
which is suspect as fuck to me joe.

I know a lot of cats like to champion DJ Obama, but we need to sit
back and really think about who has what to gain, and what we have to
lose. Thinkin in party lines only clouds the decisions you need to
make, but then again, you do not live in a true democracy. So just be
prepared for things to come...the dems aint gonna stop the floss, the
publicans aint gonna stop it...

We'll see what Barack got to say about it tho...and I hope I'm wrong
about all this shit too...but if i aint, this will prolly be one of
the worse acts in legislation in the last 30 years


*text messages the block and tells em to strap up*


Good luck with this shit yall


boogie

How George Bush Really Feels Memorial Day

Told yall he don't give a fuck.


But yeah.


Memorial Day...the day that is allocated for us to remember
those fallen in combat while wearing this country's uniform. What was once
a day of mourning created after the Civil War has turned into 3 day
weekend/bbq, and I aint mad at that...holidays always lose some of
their meanings and folx generally see it as a day off. Can't be mad at
a natural progression for any day that gives cats some free time. But even
THAT day went to shit when ya boy G. Dub when he gave his lame ass
speech on those who aint with us anymore. Peep the shit he poppin;


- "On Memorial Day, we honor the heroes who have laid down their lives
in the cause of freedom, resolve that they will forever be remembered
by a grateful Nation, and pray that our country may always prove
worthy of the sacrifices they have made," © G Dub

- "…that our country may always prove worthy of the sacrifices they have made" © War Criminal


-"These courageous and selfless warriors have stepped forward to
protect the Nation they love, fight for America's highest ideals, and
show millions that a future of liberty is possible," .... "Americans
are grateful to all those who have put on our Nation's uniform and to
their families, and we will always remember their service and
sacrifice for our freedoms." © War Profitteer Ring Leader


DEEZ NUTZ © My Nutz, Yo.


Granted, the prez HAS to speak on this holiday simply because of the
nature of crown, but this is a special case because Dub is arguably
the worst/wackest prez that the nation has seen (even over Watergate
Nixon!).

To be poppin shit like 'Mission Accomplished' when folks are still in
a silly ass war dying for absolutely no reason except for the agendas
of some corporate politicians is type foul, even by G Dubs logic.

The tragic thing about the whole situation is that people will
continue to believe what these politicians say, even when truth (i.e.
no proof of wmds, entering an illegal war, and keeping prisoners of
war indefinitely ~ SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS~) is being broadcasted
everyday on the news. These administrations know that the VAST
majority of people do not understand anything in the political arena,
so they ACTUALLY get away with murder. And yes, murder is the
appropriate word.



So continue to have fun on your days off...kick back a few, indulge in
some of natures finests, and remember that some of them dudes over in
this foul ass war aint comin home, and a LOT of them are there because
they volunteered for one thing, but actually signed up for another.





Naw, fuck YOU Mr. Prez



peace, for REAL yall


boogie