Saturday, August 23, 2008

American Midol Semi-Finals



Welcome to the semi-finals of American ldol, and I'm your host, the angry mad black conspiracy brova. As most of you have already heard, rockstar Barak Obama alerted America via TEXT MESSAGE on who he has chosen to run with on the season finale, and it's none other than Smokin Joe Biden.
 
Besides the physical comparisons to Mr. Freeze in one of the Batman movies, the Dems/Left wing seems to champion this 'pick' from the Obama squad because Smokin Joe seems to fill in the gaps where Barack is perceived to fall short, i.e. experience in politics, pro-gun thuggin, tough on foreign policy, plus he got that ice grill that aint nobody really fuckin wit in the political arena.
 
The outcome looks pretty good for the duo, although Mr. Biden had some choice words Barack back in the day…somethin about being 'an articulate speaker and being clean cut'. Though the racial undertones might have been taken out of context, some of our viewers recall a eulogy Smokin Joe gave about one of American Idol's most respected contestants, Strom Thurman.
 
"The truth and genius and virtue of Strom Thurmond is what I choose and we all choose to remember today. To Nancy, to Strom, to Julie, and to Paul, to all his friends, the people of South Carolina who knew him so well and love him so much, America mourns with you. I mourn with you. For I knew Strom well. I felt his warmth as you did. I saw his strength as you did. I was the beneficiary of his virtues, as you were. And I'll miss him as you will, as we all will."
 
 
^^^pretty heartfelt, and I know politicians have to walk a fine line when in the public eye at a funeral. But come on fam, that eulogy was akin to a black republican payin homage at a funeral of a grand dragon/wizard/elf of the KKK.
 
See, Strom was a GOOD racist, and supported segregation all the way, as did his minions. The simple fact that Ol Biden gave daps to Strom at his funeral not only reveals that Biden is your textbook opportunist politician, but that Obama (or his handlers) gives a damn what Biden's views are as long as they both get in where they fit in.
 
Is it shocking? Naw, not at all. But you can see the wheels of a corrupt system so well when shit like this goes down…from that, you're gonna see how much of the nation is gonna swallow all of it.
 
"But Biden was a defense lawyer fighting for the civil rights of black people, Boogie!" © fox news supporter
 
But still sayin the 'Golden Boy' is clean cut and articulate?
 
Sorry folx, racism aint as clear cut and as easy as it used to be. Nowadays you get paid to play both sides of the ball, and even more so, it's rich vs. poor. Walkin THAT fine line is an art in itself, and a lot of folks have perfected it.
 
Shiet, McCain DID NOT WANT A FEDERAL HOLIDAY FOR MARTIN LUTHER THE KING AND HE THE REPUBLICAN PRESEDENTIAL NOMINEE FAM.
 
 
At any rate, this is just politrix as usual, and its squads representin at their finest. So tune in for our grand finale, when we talk about the electoral college and voting machine fraud…
 
 
Love,


boogie

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